glumshoe:

sigmaleph:

glumshoe:

When I DO get a dog, I want to get a male poodle so I can buy him a pink or floral collar. It’s part of my dastardly scheme to oppress straight people and erode the social order.

people got weird about my male poodle’s leash being purple

it was… extremely puzzling

I tried to buy a harness for Crime Dog last year and the PetSmart employee kept trying to push a pink one on me instead of the gray one I picked out because my girl dog “would like pink better”.

I told her my dog was pretty butch, actually, and bought her a red plaid kerchief just to be petty.


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