We Not Suck This Year!

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:
ironmanstan:
ironmanstan:
i love the ‘im a little shit’ heroes who act like they dont have a care in the world when faced with evil but for once i want a hero whos just, fucking tired. and doesnt hide it, ever, from anyone.
*cuts the line at applebees, visibly bleeding through their shirt, some lady gives them a disapproving look* “what? i fucking saved the world three times now i can be a bit of a meanie sometimes”
“(at bad guy) just shut the fuck up, already? ive heard this same story about seven times before you even got inspired by some 4chan post to be like this just, do something so i can legally beat you into fucking pulp, jesus”
“theyre building me a statue? sure. how nice. can they maybe invest some of that spare money into better cheaper education and psychologists so i dont have to fight the monsters this shit system keeps producing? call me when they do that, then *hangs up*”
“this is where you will meet your end, [heroes name]!” - the hero, monotonously: “ive been let down so many times please dont give me false hope”
reporter: why dont you have a secret identity sir?
this motherfucker: you think we have the right to secrets, to privacy, today? with every government having a hard on for civillian surveillance and every company willing to sell everything they know about you to them? *snorts*
reporter: sir what do you say on the us police force giving you a honorary badge of approval?
this motherfucker: i must be doing something horribly wrong then
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