bright-elen:

plantanarchy:

oparnoshoshoi:

jungwildeandfree:

systlin:

But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY. 

We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests. 

all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them 

@plantanarchy can I get some examples of this, Mighty Plant Lord? Have oaks and citrus successfully cross pollinated to make new species? Or is this just about how you can attach lemon branches to other trees?

I don’t know about oak trees, but citrus as a whole are basically one big clusterfuck of hybrids of one another.

That link has an image of this very cool chart which illustrates some of the fuckery:

home message Edits

We Not Suck This Year!

Tori | 17 This place is one very large gay mess. I made the capitals snapchat once and then I died.