thebibliosphere:

whyndancer:

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Where I stand on any and all Witcher shipping from now until the end of time.

I say this as someone super into Geralt/Jaskier like a lot.

I love Geralt, I do.  He is–himself.  But.  I can’t help but feel that given six uninterrupted months of a relationship with Geralt, Jaskier would independently discover quasi-medieval emo-grunge, invent heavy eyeliner, and start writing a lot of songs about a world empty of meaning and will definitely be responsible for a rash of adolescent lute-related suicides in pretty much every village he sings in, while Yennefer will literally blow up the entire goddamn planet when Geralt utters his fiftieth ‘hmm’ in a month, which by the way comprises the entirety of conversation between them in that time period including sex talk.

But! There’s a solution to this!

I’m saying, the people of Witcher-verse have a shit deal already, lets minimize their trauma.  Let Jaskier and Yennefer have each other and Geralt, for like, adult conversation and assuring a higher level of personal hygiene for all involved and ungodly hot sex because have you fucking seen Yennefer? Let Geralt be chained to some convenient furniture and ridden like a pony by both of them because at least then he has an excuse not to talk as his mouth would be super busy.  Let Yennefer ride them both until they can’t fucking move enough to untangle for a day. Let poor Jaskier experience true artistic nirvana as the filling in a Yennefer and Geralt sandwich please God I need this–I mean, he does never mind holy fuck I need a minute.

….yeah, that kind of went…somewhere.  Sorry about that.

@thebibliosphere

Listen, we all know I got tagged cause of the Ot3 reference (and I am here for it) but all I can focus on is emo grunge Jaskier and I am in desperate need of fanart.

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